Atrocities and Absurdities in the Bible


And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it unto thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: but the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoils thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.

- Deuteronomy 20:13-14


For my love they are my adversaries... When he shall be judged, let him be condemned... Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places. Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labor. Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children. Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

- Psalm 109:4-13


For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft...

- 1 Samuel 15:23


You shall not allow a soceress to live.

- Exodus 22:18


He who sacrifices to any god, other than to the Lord alone, shall be utterly destroyed.

- Exodus 22:20


[Moses to his soldiers:] Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

- Numbers 31:17-18


And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name they shall cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

- Mark 16:17-18


But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring them hither, and slay them before me.

- Mark 9:34


Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together and burned them... So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

- Acts 19:19-20


... if through falshood God's truthfulness abounds to his glory, why am I still being condemned as a sinner? And why not do evil that good may come, as some people slanderously charge us with saying? Their condemnation is just.

- Romans 3:7-8


You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads, nor harm the edges of your beard. You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead, nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 19:27-28


Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.

- Malachi 2:3


And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man...

- Ezekiel 4:12


Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

- Ezekiel 4:15


... Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

- Isaiah 36:12


Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inner parts for Kirkarcsh.

- Isaiah 16:11


Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

- Psalms 137:9


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